Explicit language

Explicit sexual scenery: bondage, orgies, public indecency, oral sex in catacombs, BDSM club participation, double penetration, kink exploration, swords crossing, etc.

NSFW art in text

FMC kidnapped by vampires & fed on

Dub-con which toes the line of non-con because of mind control in a sexual scene

GORE 7/10: detailed dismemberment + murder + lots of bloodshed

SPICE: 6/10

DARK SCALE: 2/10

There’s an HEA, and although this list seems intense, I promise it’s still humorous and not nearly as dark as its prequel, The Glitching.